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Friday, October 6th, 2006
11:11 pm
hardcore i made a internet streaming radio today just to see if i could

if anyone is interested in listening to whatever i am at the moment leave a comment and ill give you the url
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Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
5:22 pm - yeah fucking right




current mood: naughty
current music: dirty mind - ima robot
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Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
6:15 pm - ok ok then
i tinking of starting like a photo journal of places i go starting with here...meaning new york
but only if peeps are gonna actually look at it from time to time

ill do it if 10 want me too so comment up

current mood: naughty
current music: none
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
11:40 pm - jhklkjhkjhkjh
heres a brief view of my day:

i woke up at 11 am
check baka updates
fool around on the computer till 2
at 2 did dishes trash etc
at three i ate
then i played some video games and did misc things till 6 at which time i had to get chinese a new cell battery and some medicine
ate chinese till 6 45
harrassed my brother till 7 25
watched a ben franklin biography till 8 30
played video games till 10 00
messed around on computer and started downloading basilisk 22 and its now 11 58


and i discovered tommarrow i get to dig holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a couple days

current mood: b
current music: grow old-postal service
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Friday, January 13th, 2006
3:42 am - word
The Rules of Wedding Crashing
I have compiled possibly the most important list in the History of Lists. Without wasting any more time, I bring you The Rules of Wedding Crashing, as given by Chazz Reingold, made popular by the film Wedding Crashers:


1. Never leave a fellow crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
2. Never use your real name.
3. Never confess.
4. No one goes home alone.
5. Never let a girl get between you and a fellow crasher.
6. Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
7. Blend in by standing out.
8. Be the life of the party.
9. Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
10. Invitations are for pussies.
11.Sensitive is good.
12. When it stops being fun, break something.
13. Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.
14. You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
15. Fight the urge to tell the truth.
16. Always have an up-to-date family tree.
17. Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
18. You love animals and children.
19. Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
20. The older the better, the younger the better. (See Rule Below)
21. Definitely make sure she's 18.
22. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
23. There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there is enough women to go around.
24. If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.
25. You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
26. Of course you love her.
27. Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
28. Make sure there's an open bar.
29. Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
30. Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
31. If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow crashers know.
32. Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
33. Never go back to your place.
34. Be gone by sunrise.
35. Breakfast is for closers.
36. Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
37. At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
38. Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
39. The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
40. Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
41. Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
42. At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to the wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row smells like crashing.
43. Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it. Allude to it. Then walk away. She'll follow.
44. Always remember your fake name!
45. The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
46. You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
47. Make sure all the single women know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiance.
48. Always work the following into a conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
49. Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
50. Always pull out in time.
51. Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
52. Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
53. Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
54. If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned.
55. Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
56. When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact-merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
57. The Ferrari's in the shop.
58. If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
59. No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.
60. When crashing out of state, request permission from a local Wedding Crasher chapter.
61. No more than two weddings in a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy.
62. Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
63. Always save room for cake.
64. When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.
65. Smile! You're having the time of your life.
66. Mix it up a little-you can't always be the man with the haunted past.
67. No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Choir lofts, better.
68. Two shut-outs in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is getting in the way of my happiness?
69. Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.
70. Studies show women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints-small cost, big yield.
71. The unmarried female rabbi-is she fair game? Of course she is.
72. In case of emergency, refer to the playbook.
73. Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
74. Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.
75. Carry extra protection.
76. No Excuses. Play like a champion!
77. The tables farthest from the kitchen always gets served dinner first.
78. Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
79. Occasionally bring a real gift-you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, you can afford a blender.
80. Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
81. Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start asking questions.
82. Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
83. Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit-not cool, not effective.
84. Shoes say a lot about a man.
85. Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
86. You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
87. Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work.
88. Of course you dream of one day having children.
89. Never dance to "What I like about You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot she is.
90. Tell the bride's friends and family, you are family of the groom and vice-versa.
91. Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
92. Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
93. Try not to show off on the dance floor. That means you Jeremy.
94. Etiquette isn't old fashioned, it's sexy.
95. Catholic weddings-- the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony - horny girls.
96. The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
97. Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
98. Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
99. Avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
100. No periwinkle ties, please.
101. Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
102. Be well-groomed and well-mannered.
103. Never cockblock a fellow crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest - okay.
104. Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need energy for later.
105. Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
106. Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
107. Always carry an assortment of different placecards to match any wedding design.
108. Make sure your magic trick and balloonanimal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
109. Never, ever reveal your true identity.
110. Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.

By decree of Chazz Reingold, Creator of the Rules of Wedding Crashing, revised from 1989 in October 2004, the following bits of slang are no longer acceptable: "it's all good," "hey, no worries," and any sentence that involves anyone getting "their freak on."

current mood: word
current music: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Monday, January 9th, 2006
3:45 pm - pic of the day
starting now the first one is a drawing i did so long ago

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current mood: um
current music: none
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3:38 pm - ggggggggreat
this is the first aim convo of the week which i am starting now

ME: i want to photograph things now i still have b&w film left
ME: score!
ME: now to find my pentax
ME: and take artistic nudes
ME: i mean take pics of trees
ME: with boobs...
ME: trees with boobs
Jacob: hahaha
Jacob: yeah man taking pictures feels good.




there you go people marvel at its beauty and cry tears of joy at its sight

peace till next time

current mood: grr
current music: english girls approxmently
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Thursday, January 5th, 2006
6:31 pm - yo yo yo
my first entry of this year shall be of me and joey creating wonderful sliver rings for ourself {well a girl in joeys case} out of quarters the year of mine was 1948 and joeys was 1944 first step is to beat the quarter with a spoon which takes about two hours of work and two hours of annoying the shit out of people with repeated *clank clak clank* noises this is to remind you the easiest part the next step entails cutting the middle out with a drill and a sanding tool this didnt go so well at first and we kinda fuck joeys up but after a long and somewhat humorous drilling and sanding we finished them the next step it to polish with brasso which smells like some form of animal piss

and the final step it to gloat in everyones face about how you made this cool ring and they dont have one it may even impress the female sex but this is yet to be comfirmed

p.s. i think i should start a pic of the day post what does everyone think?

current mood: as per usual
current music: ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
10:15 pm - sup?
well i thought i would hit up the new year with restarting this lj bitches so tell your friends to grab onto the train before it leaves cause i got some intresting blogs coming up for everyone who wants to read

comment if it so plzes you ;-)

stoked and forever yours,
cole


p.s. im also re doing my lj format well background

current mood: as always
current music: me singing to myself
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Monday, July 18th, 2005
7:18 am - mmmmmmmmmmm
you had better damn well belive me when i say im king of the dinosaurs....bitches

current mood: naughty
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Friday, July 8th, 2005
11:52 pm - ggg
ICO MAKES ME FALL ASLEEP

JOEYS BREAKS MY THINGS

AND UMMMMMMMMMMMM DANCE BITCH!!!!

OH BBQ TOMMARROW OH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

current mood: OY
current music: BILLY TALENT
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Thursday, July 7th, 2005
3:49 am - yea
spelled background wrong yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

current mood: ok
current music: B'z
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3:47 am - hjl
new backgroud yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

current mood: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
current music: n/a
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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
2:17 am - im bored so i made this in paint in a few secs
oh shit its going down now!!!

current mood: naughty
current music: none
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1:21 am - ok
if you are going to ask me another computer related question the answer is fuck the usb port plan and simple computers need love too


and joeys lj sucks it hard gahahahahaha its like ska_junkie017 or something cause i dont remember

and ramen gave me heartburn today

current mood: huh
current music: umm like a ost or something
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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
9:33 pm - word one question
how bout this?

current mood: word
current music: Billy talent
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Monday, June 27th, 2005
6:09 pm - okay, i have a confession joey is a faggot
fuck you joey ill get you for this one

current mood: joey is gay
current music: fuck you joey
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Friday, June 24th, 2005
4:14 am - I SPENT TEN MINUTES MAKING THIS
IM A HTML GOD CLICK ME IF YOU CAN!

AND DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY LINKS BELOW

current mood: HTML
current music: HTML
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2:56 am - links links i tell you
CHAMPION OF HTML

my cat

my room #1

my room #2

my room #3

my room #4

my room #5

funny photoshop

the internet on one floppy

you like this?

revived for an encore

good one

great game

funny

good call


from now on im taking request for pic post i have a huge wallpaper collection of most any GOOD anime and also random pics and also ill do custom funny mspaint drawing they may be shitty but thats funny

so come on in and invite your friends to look at my journal damnit so more may look apon the funny things i shall "drop" apon you also i... ok i forgot but whatever im typing just how i talk if you didnt notice cause you know whatever...batman begins

current mood: keepin it "real"
current music: more jrock cause im feeling it
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2:43 am - ok its batman begins goddamnit!!!?!
umm im always in winking mood you know cause thats how i always feel and ummm this is short so i will add random words to take up space now

dog neko cat spanish monkey bun cracker tree kelton rootbeer keyboard dog damnit i already typed that fuck oh well

oh yea as an update today i ate pizza and ramen \\//

that is all

end transmission

current mood: you know tradition
current music: Shiina Ringo someone you dont know
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